Sex appeal is about appearance yeah sure but also it's an attitude too so keep that in mind before I blow that brainbox to pieces like boom.
Some of the pictures are from when they're old and some are from when they're young. If you're like "where's the logic here" then maybe this is all too complex and hey I just love America so much #truepatriot #america #thefutureisfemale
Have I seen this guy in Forensic Files? What exactly does he have in his basement? Anyway don't be alone with this guy ok ok ok thanks.
It's a weird hairline I dunno man. I guess he was considered handsome at the time, which is proof that women really did have it harder back then.
So far the least sexy presidents were all the ones leading up to the Civil War. Hmm. What does science say about that????
Most interesting thing about this man is his daddy's money.
Something about him says "maybe if I do nothing, this slavery issue will sort itself out." Not. Sexy.
Some unfortunate facial hair, and otherwise very unmemorable.
"Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence than ours."
LOL k.
Not cute. And also justified a war in the Philippines by pretending like God told him to. Ya ok. Whatever.
Helluva career - famous for trust-busting throughout his tenure and then became the only US President to also sit on the Supreme Court. Kudos.
But he's more famous for the whole bathtub thing, and this is a SEXY LIST so. You know.
So much younger than his second term, and married his ward. I wonder if she called him Daddy?
That haircut is called the "Actually, Mansplainer." He uses logic and reason to come to his opinions and likes to explain that to you, which is good, because the logic is not exactly self-evident.
This dude is f*$%ing crazy, and not in a cute way.
This dude thought the Earth was hollow. But his mom seemed chill.
He looks like someone who would insist on Bible study every night and would always be disappointed that you're not as committed to the fight against moral decay as he is.
Abigail was like "hey maybe we should give women the right to vote in this new country you're making" and he was like "you ladies already control the menfolk this would be too much," proving that masculinity has always been this fragile.
Kinda sucks with money. Not sexy.
Solid negotiator (sup Louisiana Purchase!) but a garbage public speaker. Not sexy.
We both agree on broccoli. So we got that going for us, which is nice.
Seems like the kind of dude that would abuse his power for a blow job from a subordinate.
I dunno I have no actual thoughts on this man honestly. He is so little though and that's kinda cute I guess.
He's so little and his hair is so silly! Aw.
I am super into his eyebrows. Cannot lie about that. But he had a weird thing for impregnating teenage girls, so.
The only reason the 19th Amendment got passed is because he was down for the count at the time. #moroseandcomatosein1919
I get the feeling he'd cry afterwards and then pass out snoring.
Kinda dumb but probably a fun guy to go out with back in the day. Mildly sexy if you keep it to football maybe. He's from Connecticut but he thinks he's a cowboy. Don't think too hard about this one.
Who? I dunno. Harmless? I don't really know.
Hey, at least it'd be over before you even realized it started.
Damn, that two-term limit precedent sure is sexy. So is his cannabis farm. But bro, the dentist is your friend.
Adorable! Awww! And also like a general in WWII or whatever. V sexy.
Honestly, I'm giving myself all kinds of points for putting #16 at #16. LOL. It's fate.
Pros: Tall. Strong. Good at speeches and also being President.
Cons: High-pitched voice and, you know. The face area. HEY SORRY THIS IS A SEXY LIST NOT A GOOD PRESIDENT LIST OKAY.
Kind of a sucker for a man in uniform. He's so grizzled. I like it.
Monroe Doctrine is influential af, and he's got a butt chin which is apparently a thing ladies like so hey. Sup.
Said it before and I'll say it again - this man was the last great Republican president.
Aw. He's just so cute. Look at those cheeks!
Didn't Nicholas Sparks write a novel about a young Jimmy Carter? No? I feel like he definitely has.
Also thinks he's a cowboy, or at least he played one in the moving pictures.
Sick badge.
You know that ol' chestnut about women where, like, the crazier they are, the better they are in bed? JFK has gotta be the male equivalent of that. God bless this pill-popping maniac that could not keep it in his pants. #teammarilyn4lyfe
He had a very sexy librarian thing going on when he was younger, and he seems to respect women for who they are on the inside, which is very important in a man.
Dude was kinda cute when he was young and then grew a pretty dope beard as he got older. Good for him.
Gotta love a man who knows to stay quiet.
He was a male model back in the day. AGAIN THIS IS A SEXY PRESIDENT LIST WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Mmmmm yes. Teddy. Talk softly and carry that big stick.
Also, pretty hot back in the day. Also, he's Teddy Motherflipping Roosevelt. So.
Six foot four with an impressive, um, er... PhD. And he wasn't afraid to use it.
Dude knows his way around a basketball. Also. That smile. Mmmm. That smile.
Oh Rutherford. B. Haaaayve.
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